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Jack White and Charley Crockett Are Beefing


Update: Charley Crockett has responded to Jack White’s “Rappin Duke”-inspired post, calling White “Mr. Suzy Cream Puff” and “big hoss,” then clarifying that when he accused the guitarist of never talking about politics, he meant his “public statements back when it was on the line in 2003.” Later, Crockett adds, “Lemme guess, you got Che Guevara and Malcolm X on your shelf, maybe even Fred Hampton, but at the end of the day you get in the Lamborghini and put your kids in private school.”

Original story follows…

It’s been a long six weeks for Charley Crockett. In July, the country singer-songwriter booted Twin Temple, a self-described Satanic doo-wop duo, as openers on his Age of the Ram tour. The band claimed it was “due to their Satanic imagery.” Crockett later elaborated, “I thought they were like Black Sabbath, but they ain’t. Not today, Satan.”

Ever since, Jack White has taken Twin Temple under his wing, starting with an invitation to open his Los Angeles concert. That set off a chain reaction of national attention that landed the duo their late-night TV debut. The fanfare eventually died down until yesterday afternoon (August 18), when Crockett took to social media to “clear this up right quick.”

After claiming Twin Temple made up the “Satanic imagery” reason for their dismissal “and dragged me by a rope real good,” Crockett used his since-deleted Instagram post to take aim at other artists. He called out the musicians who were “showering me with praise” for years only to “kick me in the dick” after this situation arose. Then Crockett turned his attention towards White, writing, “[H]e used it to sell tickets too and I lost a lot of respect for him. I wonder why he wasn’t so outspoken back when he was in the White Stripes 20 something years ago. They purposely avoided political issues. Maybe he was worried about losing audience back when it was all on the line and he needed all the help he could get.”

White has been political onstage and off for decades, but it doesn’t seem that claim from Crockett struck a nerve. What did, however, is the country artist’s insistence on trying to start a fight. White logged onto Instagram to share a long response that’s primarily the lyrics to the 1984 rap song “Rappin Duke” by Shawn Brown:

I never said nothing about this young buck before but since he’s trying to drag me into this here rodeo again, here’s my official response to Cowboy Charley’s accusations:

So you think you’re bad, with your rap
Well I’ll tell ya pilgrim I started the crap
When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets
I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Sure I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep
But my main concern was rapping to the beat
I don’t bother nobody I’m a real nice guy, kinda
laid back like a, dead fly

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

I’m talkin, here and now
Later for the cattle and rustlin the cow
If I had a chance to do a repeat
You can bet your sweet dippy I’d be rappin to the beat

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Que pasa amigos? Not a *pasa* I see
Two hundred punks well what ya gonna do?
I got two six shooters that’ll see me through
That’s, twelve dead…
and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

What I do on your grave won’t pass for flowers either

Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C.
You haven’t heard of rap, til ya heard it from me
I’m the baddest rapper in history
And there’ll be no more, after me

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Meanwhile, back at the ranch
Santa Barbera that is
Swimmin pools, and movie stars
Well the first thing ya know ol’ Ron’s the President
The kinfolk said, “Ron move away from there”
Said, “In The White House is where you wanna be”
So he loaded up the Lincoln and he moved to D.C.

Washington, that is
Politicians taking a sip
Foreign dignitaries taking a trip
High tax and plenty Cadillacs

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Now ya see me in my movies, doin my thing
But deep in my heart, I’ve wanted to sing
“Wayyyy dowwwn, upon the swannnny riverrrrrr

Farrrr, farrr awayyy
Titwillow, titwillow, titwillow”
I don’t think, that’s your style
But I’ll tell ya pilgrim, I’m versatile
Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin
Aretha Franklin let me rock ya let me rock ya Aretha Franklin
Let me rock ya Aretha Franklin that’s all I wanna do
Aretha Franklinnnnnn

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh ha

In the midst of this, all three artists have been on the road, with Crockett supporting his June album, Age of the Ram, and White bringing July’s Frozen Charlotte to sold-out venues through the end of this year. Twin Temple are releasing a new album this year, too; Doomed Lovers arrives October 9 via, fittingly, Pentagrammaton.

Nina Corcoran joined Pitchfork as an Associate Staff Writer in 2021 after contributing to the website since 2015. She’s written for Rolling Stone, Wired, NPR, Stereogum, and elsewhere, and was previously the music editor of alt-weekly newspaper DigBoston. She’s based in Chicago. … Read More
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